SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3
I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.
This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.
Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.
My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.
I’d never even considered this but I support it
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
“Space Jam is one of those rare movies that manage to be utterly psychotic both on paper and in execution. There were no ‘Oh, it’ll make sense once you see the finished product’ conversations held about Space Jam. The initial pitch was never distilled into anything more coherent than ‘Michael Jordan teams up with a bunch of licensed cartoon characters to defeat aliens at basketball’ and was only ever revised to include the addendum ‘And also Bill Murray is in it, as Bill Murray.’” — Tom Reimann
And that is why Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time.
SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE
HOLY SHIT ACCURACY
I am compelled to reblog this every time.
it takes serious bros to make a vid like this.
This will be the death of me.
I can’t stop laughing help
I’M LEGITIMATELY CRYING RIGHT NOW
Okay so I like a well dressed man
with pretty eyes
and sharp cheekbones
with that smile that just makes everything better
black hair is accepted
it’s quite sexy when they have a bit of a bad boy side
and they shouldn’t be afraid of acting like goofballs
Perfect post for the 50th
imagine how much david was fangirling during this scene
that’s his father in law
I imagine that some nights he wakes up with a huge smile on his face and just calls out “I MET THE DOCTOR!” and his wife turns over in bed half asleep and is just like, “you are the doctor now shush up and go to sleep.”
but the best part is that his wife is this doctor’s daughter
Tennant is literally living the Whovian dream. He was a fan, then became the Doctor, then married and is now related to a Doctor.
Do you think sometimes at family gatherings he looks other at Peter and giggles because his favourite doctor is his father in law.