mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth
oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open
i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back
i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours
@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got
hundreds, perhaps billions
the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood
dickstiel-deactivated20210922:
nfl marketing team: how can we effectively and positively reach the lgbtq community and inspire a sense of community and inclusion 🤔
nfl marketing team: jesus christ i’ve fucking got it
why else would a man want to tackle other men
Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in
The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:
I got a breast reduction lol
Tea party
fae court
The council to decide your fate
what the fuck is this monstrosity
portrait of a lady on pfizer
